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Posted by Sarah Brown

Introvert cats are the real masters of meow time. These shy floofs would rather curl up in a cozy box than mingle with the whole clowder at a pawty. You won't catch them causing a cattastrophe in the middle of the room. They're the ones observing quietly from the windowsill, judging everyone's life choices with a slow blink.

These kitties are the kings and queens of purrsonal space. Try to get too close, and you might get a polite tail flick or a strategic retreat under the bed. It's not that they don't love their humans. They just prefer affection on their terms, thank you very much. When they do grace you with their presence, it feels like you've won a prize at the catnip carnival.

Introvert cats are also expert nappers. Nothing recharges social batteries like 18 hours of sleep. So if your feline friend likes to sneak away for some alone time, just know they're living their best low-key life. Sometimes, the quietest cats have the loudest purrs… when they finally decide to share them!

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Congratulations, you've made it to Furiday, the purrfect moment of the week where responsibilities start to loosen their grip, and feline funnies take the wheel. Whether you're clawing you way to the finish line or strutting into the weekend like a meowjestic house tiger, these fabulous felines are here to help you cross that final stretch with a smile.

Cats have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing while still being the center of attention. They're silly, stylish, dramatic, mysterious, and somehow always fabulous. And today, they've shown up in full fluff force to deliver a fresh batch of funnies for this Furiday. From endless nap times to chaotic cutie patooties with no regard for gravity or your personal space, these cute chaotic cats are bringing the purrfect blend of chaos and charm to power up your end-of-week vibe.

So grab yourself a snack, flop down like your favorite loafy cat, and scroll your way into a better mood. The workweek may have been long, but these cats are here to tell you: Furiday is for fabulousness, and you've earned every second of it.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Every once in a while, especially on weeks like this, when it feels like something big happens practically every five seconds, we found ourselves reminiscing. We find ourselves thinking about the days when everything that we cared to look at on the internet was the new cat that went viral, the new and hilarious cat memes that people came up with. We think about those times, and in some ways, it feels like those days are very far away, but in other ways… we remember that cat memes are still being made and loved every single day. 

In fact, our very own audience keeps - every single week - making new and hissterical LOLcat memes, using our very own, state of the art, very nostalic-feeling meme builder. Yes, LOLcat memes, you remember those. You remember how much you loved them, how iconic they were. You remember because every once in a while, you still see them going viral on the internet, inserting some purity and goodness into the madness. And today, you're going to see the newest and bestest ones. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

How many times have you walked around on the street, heard a kitten crying, and kept walking? Everyone does it. Because everyone's busy with their won lives and their own responsibilities. Even those of us who stop and help a kitten in need more often than not can't do it every single time they hear one. Most people hear and walk. And that is why we celebrate the people who don't - the people who stop, who help, the kind people who do their best to help those in need. 

And today, we definitely need to celebrate. We understand this person's outrage, their confusion about why everyone was simply walking by this kitten who needed help. We sympathize. But more than anything, we are thankful. Thankful that this person took the time out of their busy life to do a kind thing - to save a life. And this itty bitty ginger kitten certainly looked like he was ready to be saved. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

If we could, feline fam, we would adopt all the cats. All of them. Every single one. Whether they were born from a breeder, surviving on the streets, or caged up in a shelter. We would even adopt all the mean ones (they're usually mean for a reason). If money were no object, we would buy a huge plot of land in the middle of nowhere and bring in rescues until we had a giant cat sanctuary where cats could live peacefully and snuggle with us whenever they wanted.

However, money is an option, so we'll have to rely on all of you heartwarming hoomans to go out and help us adopt all the kitties in need. This week, we found some wholesome stories of people adopting cats, kittens, and even senior kitties! Each one is purrfectly awwdorable and collectively cuddle-worthy. Enjoy all of these happy felines in their new furrever homes, and have a great weekend! 

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Posted by Jesse Kessenheimer

Parades are a fun way for humans to gather as a community and celebrate positivity. It's pride month here in the U S of A, so that means pride parades are cropping up in every major city as the LGBTQ+ community gathers in droves. Iconic, fabulous paraders make their way down the streets clad in feathers, glitter, and every color of the rainbow, but none are as dazzling or charismatic as an orange cat named Selkirk. 

Spokane-born and a current resident of a local firehouse, Selkirk became a viral sensation over the weekend at the Washington parade, simply by being the cutest, most adorable attendee on the docket. His cattitude was unrivaled, his esteem was clear, and the crowd went absolutely wild to see just a corner of his orange Dorito-shaped ears. See for yourself the adorable legend that was born, becoming the clear hero of the day and outshining the firefighters he accompanied with his unmatched charms.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

We all know that feeling. You open your eyes, the world is blurry, and before that first magical sip of coffee, you're basically a grumpy cat. Full of cattitude and silently judging everything in sight. The sun is too bright, people are too loud, and even your favorite cozy spot isn't quite right. Without coffee, mornings are just a parade of annoyances, and you're perched there like a fluffy little menace, ready to unleash your hissterical disapproval on anyone who dares speak to you.

Coffee is the magic that transforms us from catastrophically cranky to purrfectly pleasant. One sip, and suddenly the world seems a little less offensive. Your inner judgy kitty retreats (at least a bit), and you might even manage a slow blink of tolerance at those around you.

So whether it's your first cup or your third, just remember: it's completely normal to feel like a sassy, side-eyeing furball until the coffee kicks in. Now paws what you're doing and go refill that mug. Because the world deserves your caffeinated best, not your unfiltered cattitude!

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Anxiety can creep up like a cat at 3 a.m., knocking things over when you least expect it. One minute you're fine, the next your brain's doing zoomies, chasing worries around like a kitty after a red dot. And don't even get us started on social anxiety. That special kind of panic when you realize you have to open your mouth and form actual words. Suddenly, saying "hello" feels like trying to herd a room full of cats.

Even the simplest chat can make your heart thump like a cat spotting a vacuum cleaner. Your thoughts scatter like startled mice, and suddenly you're just trying to hide the invisible ear flicks and whisker twitches of panic.

But here's the good mews: you're not alone. That's why we have cat memes to help us laugh at the chaos. Because sometimes the best way to handle life's anxiety is with a little humor and a lot of whiskered wisdom. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

Look, to be straight up with you, everyone can be at the point of being one email away from a break-down, even at the beginning of the work week. But when you are dangling your toes over the edge looking off into the weekend, the chances that an email will make you lose your mind are exponentially higher. So we wanted to make sure that you had some support to keep you from losing your mind and likely your job before the work week is out.

And as you will know very well by know, one of the best ways to soothe the hooman mind is with cat memes. But we have not just any ordinary cat memes lined up for you today. We have the kind of cat memes that come from a cat who has been so deep inside of his own mind any time he talks he looks like the Cheshire Cat. Demonic, full of intrusive thoughts, and completely unpredictable. You know, to match your vibe right now.

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

You know that voice in the back of your head. The one that comes around when you are meant to be working but instead you are doing literally anything else. Well, believe it or not, that voice is not actually your own. It belongs to a cat, whether near or far, who has been staring silently at you, judging you for not working. And the voice comes as a result of the cat getting so fed up that they communicate with you telepathically to get your butt back to work. It is a centuries old system that cats developed to make sure that they and all their friends are properly cared for by their pawrents.

And one of the most important parts of that is their pawrents earning enough to bring home the bacon, and tuna, and chinkem. Now scroll through this list, learn your lesson and get back to work, otherwise there will be a very menacing cat who will follow you home from work.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Some weeks feel like they're stuck on an endless Monday loop. The coffee's not strong enough, the deadlines keep multiplying, and the weekend is nowhere in sight. When life starts dragging its paws, there's only one thing to do: turn to the one constant in this chaotic world. We're talking about funny cat memes, of course.

Yes, fellow feline fanatic fans, this is your official prescription for a case of midweek monotony. Because if there's anything that can snap us out of a work loop or make us forget how many unread emails we've got, it's a long, luxurious scroll through the comedic gold that is cats being absolutely ridiculous.

So go ahead, pause whatever Very Important Task you're pretending to care about, and dive into the glorious absurdity that is the world of cats. Your brain deserves a break, and your soul deserves a good, long laugh (with extra toe beans). Getting through the week with some feline funnies is the way to go about it.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

The thing is… we know that we talk to our cats a little too much sometimes. We're aware. We just… don't care. Having conversations with our cats is fun. And yes, we do mean having conversations. Yes, full-blown conversations with them. Because cats talk back to us all the time, and just because we don't understand exactly what they are saying, and they don't fully understand what we are saying, does not mean that we should be impolite and ignore them. 

Cats like it when we talk with them, and we like it too, so what's the harm, right? Well, usually, there isn't. When you are alone in your house, having even one of those full-blown conversations with your cats is completely fine. But if someone hears you two… well, then things might get a little awakward. Especially if some of the nicknames that you have for your cats might be a little bit weird, and the phone receptionist at customer service doesn't realize it's the cat that you are talking to.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Howdy, friends, felines, and everyone else on the internet with a passion for cute cats. If you're here, you're probably a feline fanatic, like us. We wear it as a symbol of pride, a badge of honor, and it is 100% our entire purrsonality. There are worse purrsonalities to have, like being a purrson who always puts kale in their smoothies. Yuck. But today, we're celebrating one of the most meowjestic, the most meowrvelous, and certainly one of the floofiest cat breeds in all of existence - the maine coon.

These cats are large and in charge, but they also look like they have some cloud or feather duster DNA in their ancient feline lineage. These regal beauties have the spirit of a lion but the fluff of a cute cloud - meaning that they will rule your living room and then shed all over it. It's okay, we're used to it by this point. We hope you enjoy these purrfectly regal cats that look like they're also part marshmallow!

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Posted by Blake Seidel

We joke all the time about being a millennial cat dad because if you can't make fun of yourself, you're taking life too seriously. Recently, it was Father's Day, and we sent a sarcastic, yet silly, note in our family group chat accusing everyone of not wishing us a happy Father's Day. Our parents responded with, "But you're not a father!", to which we said, "How dare you! Mr. Whiskers is our child!" We weren't really upset that nobody wished us a happy Father's Day (even Mr. Whiskers), but the sentiment remains true: he is our literal cat child.

And he's way more purrfect than any of your hooman children, anyway. He's clean, only cries when he's hungry or we haven't paid enough attention to him, and we haven't once had to change his diaper (he doesn't even have a diaper). So, if you're like us and you treat your cats like your fur babies, welcome. This is a safe space for you. And better yet, we've got a bunch of cat memes that just make sense for us pawrents. Enjoy!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Anybody out there who thinks that being a momma cat is easy because cats are "independent" is wrong. Being a cat momma is hard work. Because before your kittens get all independent… well, they need to be taught how to be independent. Kittens need to learn how to drink water from a bowl without getting it all up in their noses. Kittens need to learn how to communicate properly - so that they know exactly how to demand everything that they need from their human servants. 

Being a cat mom to one kitten is enough work. Hard work. But most momma cats don't give birth to just one kitten. It's usually around four kittens per litter, maybe six, depending on the breed of the cat. Eight is the most that we have heard of before. And yet, this momma cat has broken the record. The human who had rescued her thought that, after hours and hours of delivery, seven was going to be the end of it, but the next morning… they got a couple more surprises. 

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

The cat distribution system knows exactly how to work itself out, even in a homeowners' association. More like hoMEOWners, am I right?

In true feline fashion, this story touches on the rather curious and persistent nature of the feline friends who live amongst us. They will do anything for some cuddles, pets, and Churus, so it only makes sense that the star of this story, Blue the cat, makes himself as known as possible to one homeowning family.

An HOA board explains that the "community cat" should be released back into the HOA's neighborhood. Fine. Once the cat claims a family to be their home base and takes walks with the dog pawrents and their canines, it's apparently a problem. Well, if they want to enforce a strict leash rule, they never said the dog parent had to be holding the leash. Scroll below to read about the howlarious meowlicious compliance that ensues…

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