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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

Some people don't get cats. And we get that - most people think of dogs when they think of a pet, which makes cats the misunderstood kind of animal companion. For example, people are used to seeing a tail-wagging dog and see this as a sign for "I'm happy, come pet me!" - but with cats? It's the opposite. If a cat wags their tail, it means their agitated, annoyed, and you should definitely not come in for pets (unless you really want to be clawed). Another example is the "lack of affection" of a cat - people expect cats to jump on you and lick your face like a dog, but cats show affection in other ways. Cats that sit next to you on the couch? This is affection - they share the space with you, and you should feel honored.

So, you see? Cats are pawsitive in their own, very cat way. Because there's nothing more cat than cats. And cats are great, whether you're aware of it or not. As we said, some people are just not aware of how cats function, and therefore have no clue about cats' greatness. Cats basically rule the lives of their pawrents, and we accept that with love and open arms.

So here's to cats, and their meowsterious ways. Let's celebrate them with some hissterical cat memes.

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Posted by Ayala Sorotsky

We're constantly in awe at how the Cat Distribution System works. It's mysterious, never revealing itself and its working systems, but it continuously succeeds in matching cats in need to the person who can purrrrrovide. Some of the people are the destination - where the cats in need should arrive, where they'll find their forever homes. But some of these kind people the CDS sends their cats to are actually agents - a CDS agent is someone who's responsible for helping the cat in need to reach their destination designated by the Cat Distribution System itself. Some CDS agents are cats, too.

The people chosen as agents are always kind people, just like this wonderful woman, who did some truly benevolent work with the kittens that fell into her hands. She not only crawled inside bushes to save the pregnant momma cat, but she also took care of the four floofy feline surprises that came with her. But sometimes, too many cats are simply too many cats… But some people's kindness only grows with the number of cats they're willing to take care of - as adopters or agents alike.

We're happy and delighted to know all these kittens have found loving homes, and the semi-feral cat momma is on her way to socialization - even if the woman has kids of her own to take care of. Now she has a cat child as well, and we can't thank her enough for all her hard work.

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Sundays are for staying in bed and snuggling all day - and we won't hear anything otherwise. Especially now that it's cold and gray outside. There's nothing we enjoy more than curling up under the covers with a nice big cup of hot coffee, a good Netflix show to binge, and no other plans. It's our one day a week to rest and recharge, so since you're already in a cozy, comfy mood - we thought you could use these silly, snuggly kitten memes below. No need to thank us, a good deed is its own reward.

But seriously, what's more cozy than a kitten who's all tuckered out? What is more comfy than watching a baby kitten sleep peacefully on a giant pillow? The answer is nothing, and those are the vibes that we're bringing to you today. 

Now, kittens aren't all snuggles and sunshine - they're also just a little chaotic. So, as much as these hissterical softball-sized memes are going to relax you, they might also ignite your inner feisty feline. That's purrfectly normal, so just let it happen. You can't fully embrace kitten energy without a some shenaniganry. Plus, we don't want you to sleep all day, or else you'll lose your free day and throw off your sleep schedule for the whole week. These kitten cuties will keep you calm, yet crunchy, peaceful, yet pumped, cute, and yet chaotic. So enjoy your peaceful Sunday and have a great week ahead!

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

Some people might think that finding a cat sitter is an easy task, but it's not. You think that cats are easy pets to take care of because they don't need that much on a daily basis, and that might be true, but it doesn't mean that good sitters are easy to find. Because people… the people are the problem. We've heard of everything from cat sitters mistreating cats, acting like the cats are dolls they can play with, to cat sitters going silent suddenly and leaving the cat owners to wonder what's going on, all the way to cat sitters letting cats outside for entire nights without supervision. 

This is why it's so important to have cat sitters that you can trust, and one of the best sitters - usually - that you can have… is family. People you would trust to take care of anyone, including your cat - to be nice to them and careful with them, to treat them with the respect they deserve. Writing a cat book about the experience is a step that isn't necessary, really, but it's something we would not complain about for a second. 

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

November is finally here, and you know what that means. Christmas is literally tomorrow. Or at least it feels like it. It's cold enough outside that we feel justified in starting the preparation for the holidays. That's it, it's time to go outside, start getting decorations, begin embracing the holiday spirit. No more dramas, no more news, all that we need in our lives right meow is pawsitivity. And before anything else, that means that we have to start each and every meowrning with a smile, i.e. it's time for some funny cat memes

Listen, the time of year, of course, doesn't matter. Cat memes are always purrfect, and they are always the best way to uplift your mood. But even that feels different when it's cold out. Starting your morning with a whole bunch of hissterical cat memes first thing when you wake up, as you're still cuddled up in your blanket… that's the stuff. It warms you all the way down into your soul. It makes it easier to face the cold when you get out of bed. It's ameowzing. 

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Posted by Briana Viser

Cats are famous – no, really! They're actors, musicians, artists, playing villains in classics of cinema, as well as modern Hollywood hits. They're not just crazy, chaotic, and capricious creatures, they're highly talented individuals. Who knew that while you're off at work paying rent for the home, your cat is wandering around going from audition to audition, experiencing the high intensity rejection from directors. They really just want to catch a break and make something that will be beautiful for the world to see. They're tired of playing with your shoe laces or waiting around for you to get home from work. Watching the birds only gets them so far – now they want to be in The Birds, the classic Hitchcock film. 

Whether you're a Disney movie person, a cult classic, or an esteemed cinephile, you're bound to be watching iconic movies with at least one, if not two, cute kitties. Enjoy these classic characters with paws, whiskers, and cat ears. 

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Posted by Blake Seidel

Now that Halloween is officially over, we've begun the dreaded march into the real holiday season. That means spending extended periods of time with our hooman family, dry turkey, and pawsitively awkward conversations with our crazy uncle who won't stop talking about the stock market. Needless to say, we'd much rather be at home with our feline family, but we have to show up. We know we're not the only ones who have families that are, let's say, purrfectly difficult to deal with, so we've devised a few ways to survive the holiday season that we want to share with you.

The first is to pretend your sick, but that doesn't work very well, and then you also miss out on all the free food, so we don't really recommend it.

The second is to go, but spend the whole time scrolling through some feisty feline funnies to keep your mood pawsitive while chaos reigns all around you. While the turkey is being carved, gravy is being spilled, and Aunt Diane is screaming while chewing her green beans, you can be blissfully immersed in the hilarious cattos of the internet and oblivious to everything else. This is our prefurred choice because it not only makes us giggle, but it also reminds us of our kitties at home.

If you need help getting through Thanksgiving and Christmas (or any other holidays you may celebrate), we propose these purrfectly hissterical felines in the form of memes below. They might not make your family less insane, but they certainly will help you stay sane in the meantime.

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

You know how the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results? Maybe it does apply to us, as cat owners. Because we keep making the same mistake. We keep buying our cats expensive things, knowing that they won't appreciate them, and expecting for them to maybe react differently this time. The number of fancy cat trees that we have bought for our cats… only for our cats to sit in the boxes the trees came in instead. The automatic feeder we bought that our cats actually hate. The self-cleaning litterbox that ended up useless. 

The money we spend on things for our cats that they don't want and don't need… is endless. But finally, we think we came across something that works. Of course, this item is more for us than it is for our cats, and they don't really like it, but it helps everyone involved at the end. A bath bag - for those rare times when you actually have to bathe your cat, or give it medicine, or trip its nails. This bag went viral on twitter this week, and we can honestly see why. 

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Nov. 2nd, 2025 12:08 am
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Posted by Frank

Every week over a million people tell ChatGPT they are thinking about suicide. You are not alone. If you, or someone you love, is in crisis, help and hope can start here.

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Nov. 2nd, 2025 12:06 am
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Posted by Frank

To: “Frank Warren” <frank@postsecret.com>
Subject: Re: I Quit Altoid Tin

Hi Frank: Did you open the Altoid Tin?

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No I thought it was a vampire. Vape
-Frank

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Nope, there is a note inside.

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Oh! you sent it in?
(Vampire was an autocorrect that I left in.)
-Frank

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I thought the vampire autocorrect was funny and very timely for October.

Yes…I was anxious to send it but made myself seal it and drop it in the mailbox the day I wrote it. My heart dropped when I saw my tin had made it and then I felt relief my note wasn’t there (what if someone recognized my handwriting?!) but I kept coming back to it, refreshing the page over and over, thinking that my note was like a genie stuck in a bottle and needing it to be released. So I actually sent an email to you, to release my so called genie. I don’t believe it will grant wishes but I hope it brings something needed to someone else. 

I’ve been sober since I wrote it and two weeks isn’t much but writing the note and just letting myself be completely honest was such a release and we all have to start somewhere.

On, a related note, I’ve been visiting postsecret every Sunday since it started. I don’t even remember how I found it but it’s been a safe haven for me over the years and reading the secrets every Sunday provided me a weekly place where I never felt alone, especially as a teenager and continues to comfort me weekly. It’s the first thing I do when I wake up on Sunday. Thank you for creating this project and for keeping our secrets and keeping it going and everyone else that is brave enough to send in their secrets.

I opened the bag the postoffice put your secret in and looked for the best place to cut it open to get at the note, but it’s so well sealed – and cute. Is it okay if we let your story stand and preserve the note as a mystery?
-Frank

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Posted by Mariel Ruvinsky

All cats are unique, let's start with that. Even the simplest trashcan kitty will have something special about it. Some spot, some dot, some little tiny patch of color that you - their owner - would recognize on literally any picture. None of the cats that we have are rare breeds of cats that would cost thousands of dollars. They all came to us from their own little corner of the universe, and they are all unique to us in their own ways. The fact that one of my cat's beans is black while the rest are pink is something that I will forever love about her. 

With that said, some cats have truly striking fur patterns or markings that everyone would point at and say: "whoa", and these are the kinds of cats that we have for you today. These are the kinds of cats that most of us would only ever see on the internet. Cats with hearts on their furs, distinct mustache shapes on their faces or itty bitty paw marks directly on their paws. Unique and beautiful. 

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Posted by Sarah Brown

Every cat owner knows that a little chaos comes standard with those tiny paws and twitching whiskers. Whether it's knocking over your water glass just because it was there, unrolling toilet paper like it's a personal art project, or sprinting through the house at 3 a.m. for absolutely no reason, cats are professional troublemakers and somehow, we adore them for it.

There's something endlessly funny about their confidence. They'll lock eyes with you mid-mischief, give a slow blink, and keep right on doing it. Maybe it's because deep down, they know they can get away with anything. A broken vase? Just part of the décor now. Scratched furniture? A custom touch.

But that's the magic of living with a cat. Their chaos fills the house with life and laughter, and when the day winds down, that same tiny troublemaker curls up beside you like the sweetest angel. You can't stay mad. Especially when the purrs start. After all, a little mischief is a small price to pay for that much love.

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Posted by Sarah Brown

From feral to full of love, Café Au Lait's glow-up story is one for the heart. When this little stray first limped into her rescuer's life, she was in rough shape. Injured, feverish, and pregnant. After a trip to the vet and plenty of care, she began her long road from survival mode to snuggle mode.

At first, Café wanted absolutely nothing to do with hoomans. She hissed, hid, and made her feelings very clear. But time, patience, and gentle care have a way of working magic. One day, she decided that playtime wasn't so bad, and soon after, she was rubbing up against her new pawrent's legs like they'd been best friends forever.

Now, this once-fearful feline spends her days purring on laps, following her favorite purrson around, and sprinting away from any open door like she's saying, "I've done the outdoor thing, thanks!" From surviving the streets to ruling the couch, Café Au Lait proves that love, trust, and a warm home can truly change everything.

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Posted by Briana Viser

Who needs therapy when there are cat memes? When you're down and out, struggling to handle the expectations to keep a smiling face through life's tumults and turbulations, there's nothing that flatters humility more than cat memes. There's no such thing as rock bottom when you have a cell phone circulating the latest cat memes to laugh hissterically at and ignore your actual responsibilities. Gen Z and Alpha already decided that existentialism is all the rage, barring Camus or other philosophers. But you know it means something special when all the kids are doing it. 

We've all had ours highs and lows in life. That's why I Can Has Cheezburger has organized this specific list of hilarious existential, chaotic, and dissociated cat memes. They're handpicked just for you when you're doing through it, when you don't know how to tell people how you feel, and when your cat can't even understand your meows. Don't keep trying to communicate without success and scroll these adorable bug-eyed cat memes. 

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Posted by Briana Viser

Some people wait all year for Halloween night. From ghouls, witches, wearing all black, ravens, gothic macabre things, and black cats, some people just get a thrill from the one day of the year where we celebrate the sinister over the happy. There are Christmas people, and then there's Halloween people. Even if you're not a gothic soul, you may just love dressing up and eating candy. And guess what? Your cat loves it too! Cats are big fans of O' Hallows Eve because they can also be spooky and silly at the same time. They may have made Halloween weekend their whole identity, and now that the big day is done, they just don't know what to do with themselves. 

The next day is another holiday, but one that's not as practiced, at least in the US. But don't let any rules or restrictions stop you from enjoying yourself with costumes, candy, and kitty cat fun. 

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Posted by Laurent Shinar

It is not all too often that we have the pleasure of sharing with you one of the sweetest and simplest rescue stories we have ever come across, and that is for good reason, seeing as they are far and few between. But we are delighted to say, that today we have the story of the young adult catto named Socks who waltzed into the lives of his rescuers a well-mannered boy who wanted nothing more than a loving home that would care for him and cuddle him as much as possible.

And boy, oh boy did he find exactly what he was looking for. This is one of those wonderful stories where everything just goes right, or at least everything that needs to go right to correct the wrong that had placed this poor feline out on the street in the first place. 

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